From CBI vs Mamata Banerjee face-off to Priya Prakash Varrier’s trolling for lip-lock, we ‘redefine’ the big headlines and newsmakers of the week
CBI: Commotion in Bengal Initiated
Vijaypath: What Modi government will be claiming in the wake of UK clearing Mallya‘s extradition
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga! Is what Shatrughan Sinha was possibly humming when he blurted out those controversial statements related to flirting women
Rafale: Ammunition being used by BJP and Congress to fire at each other (No LoC here)
ED says Yeh Vad(r)a Raha: Asks Robert, ‘Paisa kidhar hai’
RBI Rate Cut! Time to feel less ‘loan’ly, at least for now
Gully Boy! Move over Jeetendra, Ranveer is the new Jumping Jack. Warning: (Ranveer’s jump is injurious to health, give landing rights at your own will)
What fans told Priya Prakash Varrier: Kiss ne kaha tha karne ko?
Kangana vs Alia: Fans confused, who should get taaliyan?
Anushka meets Julia: Twitter says wah Meme-saab
(Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction meant for humour purposes only)